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Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Random Shots for Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Filed under: Random Shots — mikewb1971 @ 1:09 AM (01:09)

Today in history

Comments I’ve posted

  1. Posted to Facebook and Twitter

    Q: 5 letter word for solution to MS Windows problems?

    A: L-i-n-u-x


  2. Posted to Facebook and Twitter

    If you really need to vote for a billionaire, look at ‪#‎McAfee‬ over ‪#‎Trump‬.


  3. Posted to Facebook

    There’s an easy fix: Bic lighter, meet can of hairspray. Light that fucker up. Way, way funnier than a rolled-up newspaper.

  4. Posted to Facebook here and here

    A planet-sized superweapon that blows up after being hit by a few fighter planes? No wonder he’s giving the damn thing away. That’s like an aircraft carrier that sinks after some al-Qaeda idjit shoots the side with his AK-47.

    The 501st Legion
    Yesterday at 11:40am

    As a fan of Star Wars, Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away a fully operational Starkiller Base. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give it away to loyal Imperial subjects like YOU! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY and tag 501 of your friends. At midnight intergalactic standard time, Facebook will search through the day’s posts and award one person with this multi-planet-destroying space station. Such a powerful vehicle for connection and bringing order the galaxy.

    Edit: We have heard that this may be a hoax, but it can’t hurt to share it anyway, right?

  5. Posted to Facebook

    It all fits when you consider that T.rump’s guiding principle is T.rump.

  6. Posted to Facebook

    Chuck — Ventura being taken seriously by the LP is enough to make the room spin and the funny colors start popping up. Whisky and LSD become unnecessary.

    As for the carbon cultists, they aren’t interested in facts, they’re interested in public subsidies for their solar panels and windmills. For the ones who truly believe the spin, I don’t bother trying to convince them, I simply offer them a plastic bag and ask when they’re going to lead by example, as in to quit exhaling the stuff.

  7. Posted to Facebook

    Is the closetful of car batteries and associated wiring (for nights and cloudy days) included?

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